Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad announced that to "save money", instead of going to the beach we will be going camping. My brothers thought it was awesome. I can't stand the thought. Instead of a sexy golden tan, I now get bug bites, pit toilets, and bear attacks! Ugh! FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I had to use a drop hole toilet while camping. The smell will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, while my man raves about that one time he went hiking with his brother, without even a sleeping bag, spending the night under piles of dry leaves, now that we are looking for a small camper van, he insists it must have a toilet, kitchen, and indoor shower. FML
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Top comments
mkmon7 21
And that's better....?
haileyrows 26
When camping, litter is bad. Whether you're dropping it or ******** in it. It's just bad.
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Comments (84)
Dick_diamond 22
That's beyond nasty..
mkmon7 21
And that's better....?
Recon13x 9
Lol talk about an executive decision gone shitty.
GoldFishPony 21
Now is a good time to think up a reason to not go
derangedplanet 23
Or buy a new tent so you can sleep without that in your tent
Earths_Venus 25
Sounds like a pretty shitty situation.
mif_fml 27
You're so witty...
ohSNAPyall 27
Sounds like an unhappy camper.
etheiste 6
Campground bathrooms = ****** nasty Litter box in a tent = A-ok
haileyrows 26
When camping, litter is bad. Whether you're dropping it or ******** in it. It's just bad.
Lalala579121 28
Especially since anything you bring you're supposed to leave with so you have to pack it out.
bruh21 18
Waste(poop) is not litter with time it will disintegrate
catherinecas 30
Cat litter is not biodegradable and will **** everything it touches nine ways to Sunday.
derangedplanet 23
cat litter is made out of clay? if hybrid wouldn't it biodegrade? the only thing I can imagine it doing is adding extra chemicals into the ground. but going to the bathroom in the dirt has much the same affect and every animal in the forest does that.
catherinecas 30
Not all cat litter is made out of clay. Some of the chemicals and compounds in the litter are not biodegradable and should not be treated as such.
jansdrs 19
Hope an animal doesnt attack mid -crap
VitalDistance 14
As a hygienic freak I'd probably cry myself to sleep over that.
derangedplanet 23
worse than that. I'd be puking up my guts
Redoxx_fml 22
Purrhaps he's losing hiss mind
MassiDelta 28
That can't be sanitary
MassiDelta 28
Why did I get downvoted
TonierShadow 19
You got down voted because you were just stating what is very obvious. You got down voted on your reply to your own comment because you were asking about your down votes.
MassiDelta 28
Oh sorry