Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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LittlestPrincess 21
Your resolution for 2013: find a girlfriend who truly deserves you.
perdix 31
May auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind. That's Scottish for "Dump that ho!"
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Comments (97)
RavenLovesViolin 7
New years resolution: dump that bitch and move on.
Perfectg 9
Oh darn. What a start for the new year /:
Rajareits 6
My girlfriend once had me take a picture of her and her friend, when they were kissing.
BlowinChronic 18
Ok?
Xotoolyxo 16
New year...new girlfriend, you deserve better(:
Enslaved 38
Oh baby, You. . . you got what I need but you say he's just a friend but you say he's just a friend
rasta76 9
apparently her resolution was to tell you it's over, but her mouth was doing other things.
dan_in_wi 12
he's her friend she swaps spit with, big deal? ha! get rid of that Ho before you find out they are ****** too
mountainmanneil 7
I think that 99% of the time that a bf/gf says that they are "just a friend" there is always some underlining feelings towards them... sorry about your luck op :( there are PLENTY of other fish in the sea who wouldn't do that to you, time for some fishing!
poccocurantes 7
You are supposed to Kiss at midnight to bring continued bliss to your relationship through the new year. Hope she is happy with her friend. You will be now that another false start has been eliminated. Find someone you can kiss on 1/1/2014.
megfaith01 5
Well look at it this way new year new girlfriend cheaters are so 2012 :)