Today, I was on my grandparents' computer looking for my old high school resume. I came across a word document titled "Experiences". Thinking it was part of my resume, I opened it up and started reading. It was a brief, yet explicit record of my grandfather's recent sexual frustrations. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Today, I copied some files to my phone while borrowing my grandfather's laptop. As I selectively deleted the files from the recycle bin, I noticed some pictures, and ended up seeing way more than I wanted to of his erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, I found an old USB drive in a drawer and spent the afternoon going through the files, expecting embarrassing photos from school. Instead, I found a spreadsheet I'd made at 16, listing every person I had a crush on, complete with rankings and notes. I'm now terrified someone will find my “Top 10” list. FML
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Top comments
kaybbyx3 0
I'd never look at my grandparents the same way ever again, I'm so sorry xD
aardvarkish 17
ROFL
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kkleiberg 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
first
k2cool_87 0
F**k U no one cares!!!!
lizliz07 0
jealous much you didn't get first?
arjun22 0
**** you!!!
cakezorz 0
#2 pms?
kkleiberg 0
I KNEW you guys were gonna react like that :P
haydenshaw 0
yummy
happypapp12 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
First YEAH ha ha I'm awesome cuz I'm first you know?
saimaali 0
fail.
MF12 0
on my iPod it doesn't show any comments when I'm like 44th
bubbub617 0
u have to exit and re-enter the comments
aardvarkish 17
ROFL
troubleinharlem 0
why did you continue reading it?
harmoo_fml 0
^fail
kaybbyx3 0
I'd never look at my grandparents the same way ever again, I'm so sorry xD
cracktus 0
I assume you read about 2 sentences and then closed it hard
bugmenotmofo 34
It might have taken more than 2 sentences to get him hard...
maskedman 9
this is the best reply so far.
prjio307 0
It's a girl you idiot...
Sekococo 0
OP you have completed fml conquest of find the sercret to immortal sex with you story. Milf,Dilf and now Gilf will lead these commentors to the truth that vegeta could not wish for on dragon ballz when he was on namek when he punk bitch him self from immortalilty...If you are reading this you should of stop at GILF but no you had to keep on reading Geez i said stop reading!....stop :D R.I.P dgv and luck10 from falling in a previous comment trap. T.T ...Hey stop reading . XD
jamieboy11 0
ahhhh scared for life lol
Wooddaver 0
how brief? "Cant get a goddamn boner!"
sourgirl101 29
Awww Grandpa still wants to get laid. Grandmom playing hard to get? Poor guy knowing you went through his personal notes. My Grandparents don't even know how to turn a computer on.
MBTnauset 0
Let alone each other!
cocoa369 0
Why did you keep reading it?
worldjudge 0
if u read it all the way through to the end then you're a nosy grandchild who does not respect your familys privacy
lucifer69_fml 0
and your a weirdo who doesn't get horny over their grandpa!