Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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LittlestPrincess 21
Your resolution for 2013: find a girlfriend who truly deserves you.
perdix 31
May auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind. That's Scottish for "Dump that ho!"
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Comments (97)
jem970 19
Dump her and tell her if she tries to use the "I was drunk baby!" bit to go **** herself. You deserve better.
karlee333 11
This is actually a great start to the new year, OP. As bad as if may seem now, you'll be thankful that you caught her cheating ass when you did. New year, new relationships (: good luck!
zombieslayer83 19
Said beautifully
lilhellian 27
In that case Op should do it back! But make sure she sees it!
wlddog 14
Of course they do. Why wouldn't you want to bring your best to those you actually love?
lilhellian 27
So.. I'm not best in bed so I better practice with all these girls for my girlfriend!:D
hama806 19
I never say this but...dump the ho! No one should ever do that shit on New Years to their BF/GF! Never!
Inheritance 10
I do believe if they have a boyfriend/girlfriend they should not practice with other people.
lilhellian 27
Tis a joke man..
Vidrill 22
Well, if she did that in front of you in plain sight, means she probably didn't even care whether you saw or not. Don't buy any excuse and don't waste any more time or effort on that horrible girl. I'm just sorry she ruined New Year's for you...
xsarax_fml 10
aww well now you can start a whole new year with a clean slate with someone new :)