Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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LittlestPrincess 21
Your resolution for 2013: find a girlfriend who truly deserves you.
perdix 31
May auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind. That's Scottish for "Dump that ho!"
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Comments (97)
lowshadows 21
have you ever met a girl that you tried to date wait a year to make love she wanted you to wait. let me tell you a story bout my situation I've been talking to this girl from the U.S nation..(someone continue)
Catkam623 27
And I finally got her to come visit, well this bitch was ugly but she seemed nice, that was until I caught her with my brother
speckledots 29
No.
lowshadows 21
thanks mood killlers.
liljay55 3
Lovely way to start off your New Years..
BlowinChronic 18
Better to dump her now instead of later.
shabbydoooo 8
Yeah dump her and start out fresh with the new year.
zombieslayer83 19
Time for a new girl.
BlowinChronic 18
I don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Noor is obviously not serious.
JEHughes 13
Sounds like 80% of all girls out there. They call guys pigs when they are the ones who cheat physically and emotionally. Sorry to hear that, get rid of that *****.
chuckcloninger 12
I guess "a friend with benefits"?
chuckcloninger 12
And you actually took it? What a weenie.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Well your new years resolutio should be to lose about 130 pounds of bitch.
KM96 24
New Years resolution : DUMP THAT BITCH