Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping when I got charged at by a really big dog, causing me to panic and fall. The store won’t do anything because the cunt of an owner lied and said it’s her “service dog.” FML
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML
Today, I was trying to rescue a stray dog and used my work ID to lasso him. I scooped him up and was carrying him to my car when something spooked him and he ran off with my work ID. I eventually found him and traded him a granola bar for my work ID, but not before I reported it missing to my boss. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when a lady approached me, commented how beautiful she was, and asked to pet her. I obliged and next thing I knew I was pushed to the ground and maced. She made off with my dog. The police is unable to locate them. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the dog sitter I'd left him with while I was on vacation. When I arrived at her house to pick him up, she said, "I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about." and threatened to call the cops if I didn’t "leave her premises for trespassing." FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
No good deed goes unpunished, darling. That's why I'm a criminal now.
r6_fml 4
What?! You relieved yourself on a dog?! Well that's just wrong....
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Comments (62)
PWNjaban 0
YDI for being kind to animals, you dirty Samaritan. You're a victim of white australia's hypocrisy. :p
otheriBlair 0
the world sucks
awilso13 8
stop being nosey, u deserved that
jkgfdxb 0
how is being concerned for an animal being nosy? op was trying to help the dog so op obviously didn't deserve it.
twoSides4420 0
agreed. sometimes I wonder what is wrong with some people on this site.
azhein 0
have none of you ever had a dog on a leash? they always pull on it and cough and stuff. she does deserve it. what was she going to do take it off the leash?
Mirorbo 27
No good deed goes unpunished, darling. That's why I'm a criminal now.
Rawrzie 0
why do you always say darling? ._.
CheshireHalli 19
...Because he can? Live and let live! :)
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho... ouch...even with my new display image, my sex is still questioned. I'm going to go sulk for a while now, darlings...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being an androgynous cartoon character, having a gender non-specific username, and saying "darling" all the time!
Shookitup 0
Awh D:
Igor_g5 0
#5. Nice view.
r6_fml 4
What?! You relieved yourself on a dog?! Well that's just wrong....
Telinaa 0
... I hope you're joking.
weavermycutecat 0
ur picture is amazing.
Lukexl 0
YDI, even if the dog looked like it was choking you knew perfectly well that by meddling with it you were undermining the owner and that would provoke a reaction! i would have done the exact same thing.
skittle68 0
I disagree. if my dog was tangled and choking, and I hadn't noticed yet, I would be very glad for the kindness of a stranger untangling him/her.
sweetdreams999 0
these fmls lately have been LAME.
molil_4810 0
I know!!
swimbre93 3
Very true indeed.
starile 20
What did 9 say?
Leon91 0
I Agree ^
unmadebed 0
Meh.You didn't get arrested or anything? Well alright.
rockefoe 6
what a crazy person. F THEIR life