Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went scuba diving for the first time. The diver took me down some 3 meters and I started showing the thumbs up. He thought I was excited. My breather wasn't working and I was using the sign he told me to use to go up. FML
Today, I arrived for the two-week scuba diving vacation I spent months saving, planning, and looking forward to. Today, I also developed an ear infection and can't scuba dive for 2 weeks. FML
Today, my husband is finally fully recovered from getting decompression sickness during our scuba diving vacation. Today is also the day I snapped my femur in half while skiing. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML
Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, we are on our honeymoon, at a beautiful resort, and my wife has been in bed crying for two days. She won't talk to me, and every time I come in, she sobs harder and starts hyperventilating. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, my wife and I went kayaking for the first time in the ocean. She got seasick and, just before she threw up, leaned over the side and tipped the kayak over. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML
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Top comments
lifecontroller 2
You can get specially made goggles to fit your facial features. I scuba dive so please take my word for it
BaconDave 12
It was their honeymoon, a time to be spent together.
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Comments (90)
flgirlwguitar 2
I am an assistant instructor and one of my students is of Italian decent and has a very large nose, and he can still find a mask that fits. Any reputable outfit would have multiple masks to try on. And if you knew you were going scuba diving, a mask is something you shouldn't rent out anyway (think of how many other noses have been in it) so it's a pretty good idea to hit a dive shop or even a sporting goods store and own your own (and they do make big masks that fit). YDI for not doing your research.
anonymous496 0
Dude you shouldn't just go scuba diving. You should take a class and get trained, YDI.
devilbuddy66 5
jew
SteelCladAngel 0
ohhh so you're s whining because your wife had a good time?? you wanted her to suffer with you? I wouldn't have gone without my husband, but if that happened to us he would have been happy that I had a good time.
taytoc 10
well she didn't wanna waste any money.
beckham_732 3
I hope she's hot!
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Lets hope it didn't go like the movie Along Came Polie.
jayAZ 3
...then got boned by scuba instructor when back at pier and now I am drinking threw a straw at the bar...
FMLJunki 0
lmfao, well said boner
perdix 31
Blah blah blah. Dumb, incredibly obvious sex joke, attention whoring, getting thumbed down, bitching about my humor being beyond the understanding of lesser folk, fin. :D