Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met on a dating site, and he asked if we could meet up and what we should do. When I suggested ice-skating he told me he was in a wheelchair, so I said we could go for a walk instead. I realised my mistake the moment I sent the message. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
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Dalliance 4
Dodged a bullet.
omfg_creepers 8
What a bitch *****. I hope she falls off here bike and gets small rocks stuck in her knee and cries.
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Glockinator 2
Don't worry.... Karma and natural selection will circle back to her with a quickness. This is why I think we all start hating people more and more each day.
elisabeth1_fml 0
Just as well you were honest. You got to see what she was really like.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
I dare say the most severe and negative disability brought up was her own ignorance and arrogance. She wasn't dating a retard; she was a retard who was dating!
Deathhound 27
Oh my, it's good you were honest! Now you don't need to date this "retard" again. You'll find another girl you like who will not call you a retard because of your autism. :)
RainbowHeadache 2
There's a broad spectrum of autism. So saying slightly autistic would still be alright to say. It's the same as saying you have a mild form of it. Though, I think autistic people catch more shit than they deserve. People are generally pretty ignorant about autism so their ignorance leads them to believe you're a low functioning individual when you say you're autistic.
Fatalist_ 2
The standarts of being a bitch , just've been expanded.
IThinkItsAlright 7
My brother is autistic and this just pisses me off so much. Autism doesn't effect intelligence level. they just like having a routine. She's a bitch. Autistic people can function normally! It doesn't change who you are. She's just a shallow bitch.
zombiekitten87 12
Not true, ice king, not true. It may seem that way when you don't know what you're actually dealing with, but not every autistic person is like rainman.
IThinkItsAlright 7
Pardon me, Ice king. I realized that just after my editing time ran out.
Ray_of_midnight 23
At least you got the warning early, before you had much of anything invested in the relationship. Count yourself lucky, and move on. Plenty of other women out there for you.
NamelessNeko 13
You could do better, OP. Don't sweat it, she isn't even worth your breath if she'd do that to you.
MainPrism 16
Harsh... OP u need 2 smack & choke that ho!!!