Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met on a dating site, and he asked if we could meet up and what we should do. When I suggested ice-skating he told me he was in a wheelchair, so I said we could go for a walk instead. I realised my mistake the moment I sent the message. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
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Dalliance 4
Dodged a bullet.
omfg_creepers 8
What a bitch *****. I hope she falls off here bike and gets small rocks stuck in her knee and cries.
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Comments (293)
that_nerdy_sock 3
Sorry to state the obvious, but she's a retard for saying that! At least you got rid of her! Fyl :/
Joey44 15
Ah yes, that age old-way to make a person with a disability feel better by calling the person who offended them "a retard". You're such a charmer.
perdix 31
You should have said, "I meant slightly artistic," and then drawn her a crude sketch of a bunny or some shit. You can dump her later, say, after you've spooged on her face.
lisha88 1
How can she judge you smh
Bekll 31
What a discriminating bitch. Shell be alone forever.
Euphorically 14
Most people would save that information for later, but thank god you came out with it. But more importantly, did you at least get to eat her dish?
mrahhhhh 21
That would have been a great chance to use your pimp hand.
wriptidez 0
obviously you are not retarded... its ok there are other girls in the sea
ohSNAPyall 27
But 35 wants to reel in a mermaid.
Bekll 31
What a discriminating bitch. She'll be alone forever.
Bekll 31
^ Sorry for the double comment.
jeffinfer_43 1
What a ****... Karma will get her
chicfuzzball 0
I'm guessing hers weren't even tht bad XD
Possum_Gurl 13
How is that ******* funny? Asshole