Today, I was walking home when I thought I saw a man beating up a woman in a phone box, I opened the door and pulled the man off the woman, turns out they were just "getting frisky" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML
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Top comments
J15237 25
I know you probably feel embarrassed, but good for you for trying to make sure something bad was not happening. To many people just ignore things.
Sinshine 28
Wow a phone box. Those still exist? I feel old now... But hey, you tried to help and that's great. Better try and not be needed than ignoring a situation where help is actually needed.
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Comments (7)
J15237 25
I know you probably feel embarrassed, but good for you for trying to make sure something bad was not happening. To many people just ignore things.
Sinshine 28
Wow a phone box. Those still exist? I feel old now... But hey, you tried to help and that's great. Better try and not be needed than ignoring a situation where help is actually needed.
mfranks19891989 10
Plot twist this is a deleted scene from the movie phone booth with Collin Farrell.
bobsanction 18
That's what you get for trying to help someone.
weazle 13
Your grammar is absolutely atrocious
stormy0307 16
They are also using British English and not American English.
rotflqtms_ 21
I don't think that them writing in British English changes the difference between "of" and "off" though.