Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met on a dating site, and he asked if we could meet up and what we should do. When I suggested ice-skating he told me he was in a wheelchair, so I said we could go for a walk instead. I realised my mistake the moment I sent the message. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
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Dalliance 4
Dodged a bullet.
omfg_creepers 8
What a bitch *****. I hope she falls off here bike and gets small rocks stuck in her knee and cries.
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Comments (293)
cinderellacat 0
Well she could've had a second ****** if she was a mutant
Enigmax2514 7
Why that double standard no good ignorant mean *takes deep breath* assholecotic (yeah my own word) dirty low down disgusting bitch! Being autistic does not make one a retard, they may seem like weirdos and freaks to society but most of their IQ are higher than most and their memories are awesome. So get that bitch to **** off
zombiekitten87 12
True, except for the IQ thing. Most are more low to average, actually.
mollyjynxjax 28
No, actually. Most have higher intelligence.
juturnaamo 29
Heard aspy guys are typically extremely loyal and dedicated guys...so definitely better not to get attached to an undeserving witch
bigantennaemay 3
definitely. she doesn't deserve someone loyal like the OP. i think we all know the kind of dirtbags and scum she deserves.
RomoniReed 6
That's ****** up. Rude twat!
PokeMandee 4
I'd glad I found someone who cares about me, even though I have high functioning autism. But like some people stated, not everyone with it are smart. I'm awful at math and science, but I'm amazing at Doctor Who trivia and I'm a natural artist. And some of the autistics out there are kinda nuts to be honest.
Shankillbutcher 0
Dumbass
thethatoneguy_21 4
Dude, just be glad you saved you from three to five months of dating a stuck up bitch
Darklord53 0
Just out of curiosity, what are the symptoms of autism?
mudkipsan 19
Aversion to google. Get checked now.
Darklord53 0
Just out of curiosity, what are the symptoms of autism?
Darklord53 0
Smh iPod
laden_swallow09 35
61 (and 62…) Your picture made me lmao. Thank you.
malzi21 8
I'm a high functioning autistic myself, and so many people have the wrong idea about autism. Tell that bitch that Einstein, Newton, and Thomas Jefferson all likely had autism, and a more compassionate (and less "retarded") girlfriend.
MsMeiriona 2
Newton didn't. He died a virgin.
omggtfomi 1
Thank you so much for saying that I have Aspergers and what most people are saying on this post is insulting what they don't realize is that some of the most intelligent men in history were likely to be autistic Einstein couldn't even tie his own shoe but without him mathematics would have no meaning