Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met on a dating site, and he asked if we could meet up and what we should do. When I suggested ice-skating he told me he was in a wheelchair, so I said we could go for a walk instead. I realised my mistake the moment I sent the message. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
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Dalliance 4
Dodged a bullet.
omfg_creepers 8
What a bitch *****. I hope she falls off here bike and gets small rocks stuck in her knee and cries.
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Comments (293)
schoolgirl94 0
im autsic to i know how you feel
LadyOpheliac 5
You can't be "slightly autistic", either you're on the autism spectrum, or you're not. But I feel for you, bro.(I'm also autistic) **** that ableist bitch, seriously, you deserve a girlfriend(or boyfriend, if you're bi xD)who can love you as you are. I would never date a girl who used the R-word, anyway...
asherah14 7
'Slightly Autistic' = high functioning. Yeah, you are or you aren't but there are different levels of it. Severe to high functioning.
Joey44 15
I'm sure it sucked balls at the time, but seriously, you are lucky to have got out of that one so early on. She's a scum-sucking pig-dog and you don't need that in your life.
BabyDoll817 0
Your not retarded..... Only slightly retarded.
Angelrose2004 17
That's real comforting to OP... way to judge without having a clue about autism. It's ok, you're not ignorant... Only slightly ignorant.
Joey44 15
Oops, double post. Silly website.
yelz 16
You DEFINITELY deserve a better girl.
Shadow_Phantom 26
At least you got out of a possible relationship with a shallow bitch. FYL.
metalhead5564 0
That bitch doesn't deserve you.
SlyTail 5
My girlfriend is slightly autistic. I love her with all my heart, and there is absolutley nothing wrong with her :)
pigrhino 0
What a retard!