Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12-page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I frantically finished a paper that I needed to complete before midnight about the competencies of my pharmacy school. When it came time to submit, I accidentally selected the file below my paper, which was my personal log of beer reviews and personal favorites. FML
Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because: "That class is stupid." FML
Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML
Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML
Today, I had to write a huge lab for my physics class. It's worth my entire quarter grade and I use a program on a CD for graphing. My mom thought it was a computer game and hid the CD. She can't find it. The lab's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML
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stryder9090 28
Use the term "ridiculously ravishing radishes" at least once per page to fill some space
zeepotato 7
I mean, radishes are pretty interesting
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Comments (64)
ThrottleJockey 36
I once wrote a five page report on beef jerky. It started out as a gag assignment but after starting the research I really found it quite fascinating and just rolled with it.
OverBlossomed 22
This is why I always opted out of group work in school, even if I'd get a lower grade. Either I had to do everything or the people I was working with refused to hear anything I said because they disliked me (I got bullied a lot in school). And no, the teachers didn't help.
HotFrosty 14
Write the entire paper. Show up to class with it in hand. Refuse to turn it in. Tell the group that you would rather fail then be treated like crap. Making the group panic and ensuring they never do this to anyone again. Then realize you only really have two choices, pass the class or make a point.
MrSinclair 8
What kind of cruel professor even make people write about radish?
townailz 16
Your teacher is evil
Sandman2015 12
That's when you do all the work, put only your name on the report, and a nice little note saying you were the only person that did it. If your teacher gives any ***** you'll get the points and they won't get anything.
quinndulgent 9
I talked to my professor and I'm doing the project by myself. So the bastards are on their own.
josh7279 7
I read your FML in Josh Pecks voice. Haha
xnemesis1981 15
Emancipate yourself from them. I did this last semester and I got 100% for my seminar presentation. It's no fun snitching, but I refuse to let people stand between me and the grade I want. Oh you did! So proud of you! Whoo!
labaro19 17
This should end in RADISHES!!
appletreee 30
I have to finish mine up about gall flies. I feel you ?