Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12-page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML
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Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML
Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML
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Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML
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stryder9090 28
Use the term "ridiculously ravishing radishes" at least once per page to fill some space
zeepotato 7
I mean, radishes are pretty interesting
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Comments (64)
PePziNL 20
Well you can't spell Radishes without Rad.
latchhooker 17
I always ended up writing sentences about "I will not ..." because someone else did ... in my class (even when the person who did the ... didn't have to because "it was only fair" but I would have to write two (or more) because "they didn't have time"). I even had to for lunch because people did stupid things. It didn't make a difference if I was in line to get my lunch (part of the punishment would then be to throw it away uneaten and lunch detention for a week for ME and not them, getting rid of my trash, or reading a book/starting homework. Even when I sat alone, it was still "my fault".
shadowshalf 8
Dinkleburg...
leggo17 3
Writing a 12 page report about Raditz is easy. He has a tail and piccolo blasted a hole through his chest
Pudstricken 1
I'm sure the paper turned out radishing!
quinndulgent 9
Aced it! Thanks for the support
bezih 14
Do you happen to go to Henry Ford Community College
HalfLit 17
Well on the plus side, radishes have a ton of health benefitting qualities you could write about.
ThatEmoBoy 26
I've been in a similar situation