Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12-page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
stryder9090 28
Use the term "ridiculously ravishing radishes" at least once per page to fill some space
zeepotato 7
I mean, radishes are pretty interesting
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Comments (64)
lexred 30
How is a lab and radish related? I have no idea.
chinaski7628 32
Possibly a lab about the growth of root vegetables? That'd be my guess. Or something with genetically modifying radishes or hybridization. Lots of biology classes do labs on growth, hybridization, and similar stuff.
91hayek 31
Sorry you had to put up with those useless vegetables. And the radishes too.
imapartypooper 15
Try reading the FML with Josh's voice from Drake and Josh.
thatADHDdude 21
EMPHASIS
OinkersPig 13
Fear not! 48pt will assist you!
dabaerju 23
What a great idea! I can just imagine passing that 12-page essay with that 48pt font. It's going to give your professor quite a shock! I'm 100% GO for this wonderful solution!
Mahcookiez 15
Perfect way to throw your lab partners under the bus, thinking they could get away without doing work.
schreibergx93 19
Think of it this way. After writing said paper, no one can dare question your knowledge of radishes. Also, in the event of the apocalypse you'll be a radish expert to maybe mutate them into something to fight zombies with.
scarlett3diaz 24
I wanted to like this comment, but I couldn't
shinikageWolf 15
Do the best you can, and explain to your teacher that you're the only one doing the assignment. If you burn, they burn with you!
hellnosucka 27
I had to do something similar once. I had to write a 10 page essay about oranges.
mastersmithson 13
joining words like although, the, however and double line spacing are your friend!
LennyComa 39
On QI comedian Rich Hall informed the panel that Radishes are actually a meat. You could use that. But seriously 12 pages on bloody radishes, FYL