Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
Today, I watched as a bin man picked up and threw into his truck the bag I foolishly left a few metres from a public bin before I got on the train. That bag contained every document that proves my identity for my new job, my driver's licence, birth certificate, passport, oh and my wallet. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
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Top comments
scenellamas 0
I don't get it...
gs_fml 0
did u throw ur cigarettes, mobile phone, and newspaper where the trash was supposed to go??
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Comments (30)
Timmytwofinger 0
hahaha nice one!
hahakare 0
Hahahah!
leye 0
Get new stuff...+_+...simple as that...
PurpleLlamas 0
4 she had a ******* phone you retard. read the fml thoroughly before commenting you fucktard
SCHDRK69 0
thats happened to me before, but I have actually put the trash in my car.. thats even funnier!
mariahrawks 0
no it's not cos people can't see that. :D
gs_fml 0
did u throw ur cigarettes, mobile phone, and newspaper where the trash was supposed to go??
kathira120 3
Yeah, #6, I agree--I'm confused! hahaha
BlueJeans2626 0
I'm confused too :s
irockmonkeysocks 0
Dude, that sucks. Talk about "Down in the dumps".
GwarKitty 5
....no.
scenellamas 0
I don't get it...
mellajella 14
I think OP left his house with the trash can intending to empty it but instead got in his car and put the trash can in his lap and left with it.
mellajella 14
I mean bus
MissNat_fml 0
oh god lmao
imcannedfruit 0
Ahahahahaha! That is so me.