Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12-page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
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Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML
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Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML
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Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML
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Top comments
stryder9090 28
Use the term "ridiculously ravishing radishes" at least once per page to fill some space
zeepotato 7
I mean, radishes are pretty interesting
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techiejames 8
Talk to your professor. Only have your name on the paper. This is why I hated group work.
allforfun 23
You need to get to the root of the problem with your lab partners
MariaGiovanni 25
and you aren't telling the professor because?
Wer3Wolf3 16
Radical
mixximoo 24
Group work is the worst. There is always someone willing to do more and work harder than the rest
UhHuhHoney 20
Here's something to add: Radishes make great taco toppings.
ugafan29379 18
Yeah....I couldn't even get past a paragraph. That has the be the most boring paper topic I've ever heard of.
WOTAN1488 24
Include the history and some historical events regarding radishes and stuff like that to take up space
Skoff_fml 27
It's quite fun to say; I hope it involves an oral presentation, gives the opportunity to say radish(es) as many times as possible
mas12806 24
Absolutely tell the teacher, don't let them have credit