Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML
Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML
Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
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WitEluded 13
Here is what you should do... Go to the teacher/professor and explain what your friends did. Show them your essay and how hard you worked on it. Then ask them if they will help you to get your friends back by assigning the same essay to them.
heftysmash253 6
If anything you have prepared yourself for future tests or papers and could possibly use that same paper for a different assignment. Writing things out always helped me study for things. Although I would also be pissed if my friends did that.
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Googolman 29
I think you need new friends.
JustinJK 21
Why? Because of a joke?
leogachi 15
@17 She wasted her time writing an essay that wasn't even assigned instead of focusing on getting well. What kind of asshole does that to someone they call a friend?
JustinJK 21
Me and my friends must be cruel bc this is pretty tame
ThatOneAstro 15
I agree or either they're best friends.
JustinJK 21
I convinced my friend to drive almost 4 hours to rescue me from a place that I wasn't. When he got back we got into a fist fight and then we got really drunk and we were fine.
missfitJen 7
That's actually hilarious! !! but they should have told you lol
I_Like_Dogs 28
"Hey we're gonna pull a prank on you can you play along?"
1DisGR8 32
Who needs enemies when you have friends like that?
theusediscool 26
I'd say it's time to start planning some sweet revenge!
WitEluded 13
Here is what you should do... Go to the teacher/professor and explain what your friends did. Show them your essay and how hard you worked on it. Then ask them if they will help you to get your friends back by assigning the same essay to them.
pleasedie 22
Sounds like a fun idea but I seriously doubt that'd ever work in real life.
domolovesyoshi 33
You should definitely do this
shay_serendipity 29
Yeah, and also maybe show it to your teacher anyways to see if you can get some extra credit out of it :)
wtfdude12345 17
#5 I like your style. OP, are they worth your time?
katachristic 19
Yeah, and **** the rest of the class in the process.
iPixelCheese 19
At least you know that they are dickheads. You need new friends. And also, listen to some of these comments, there are ought to be good plans for revenge.
JustinJK 21
Really uptight people around here. sheesh
Mynamewontfi 40
#24 Or maybe your idea of joking around is shitty. Playing pranks on friends is fine, but there are limits. OP's "friends" crossed that line.
heftysmash253 6
If anything you have prepared yourself for future tests or papers and could possibly use that same paper for a different assignment. Writing things out always helped me study for things. Although I would also be pissed if my friends did that.
MistyKittyx 25
Ditch.
leogachi 15
@9 What would that solve?
First_JOman 22
21: I think 9 is suggesting that OP should play Ding-Dong-Ditch with these "friends" until it drives them mad.
iwanttogotoparis 26
"Friends"
worldclassrager 41
Extra credit assignment? Or maybe you can turn it into another class for a writing assignment