Today, before my date came to pick me up, I put tissues under my arms so I wouldn't leave wet marks. I forgot to remove them, and when we got physical, they fell out, looking like I'd stuffed my bra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
Handy
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
You've got something…
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Take your time
Today, while brushing my teeth before a date, I sneezed so hard that toothpaste flew all over my clean shirt. I was already running late, so I panicked and tried to wipe it off with water. It left huge wet spots. I showed up looking like I had just lost a fight with a giant toothbrush. FML
Slipping up
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
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awuh_man 0
that's not cool. to any of the posters above me. I see where she's coming from, I have over active sweat glands, and when I get nervous, I sweat a lot. it sucks having to pick clothes based on how much sweat will show. and I've tried everything, prescription deodorant, sweat pads, so don't be so rude and inconsiderate.
babybubz 0
#18.. she probably DOES wear deodorant/antiperspirant as well.. but she might still sweat through that. SO.. she puts tissue under her pits to soak up any sweat she produces before she goes out... so she's not already sweaty when she leaves. just because she does that with the tissue doesn't mean she doesn't wear any deodorant you know.. geeeeeez.
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perdix 31
Your date's reaction would depend on what flopped out when the fun bags made their entrance. If they were A cups with inverted nipples, he'd think you were a deceptive liar, but if you revealed some mighty double-D's, he'd think you were like those tall girls who wear six-inch heels to make themselves circus-freak tall!
ohSNAPyall 27
Here's my question: How many tissues did she use? I would guess one apiece. How would that be enough to stuff your cups?
perdix 31
Naw, if you're a sweaty chick, you need a pretty thick pad of Kleenex to keep from getting pit stains. She should have gone for the hot sex right away and become a sweaty mess in the heat of passion. If she pleasures him well enough, he'll take her out even if it's raining in her armpits! ;)
perdix 31
*move*
ohSNAPyall 27
ok
serendipitycue 0
Some people don't use deodorant or antiperspirant due to somewhat inconclusive emerging health risks. The holistic and natural deodorants don't always work as well as the commercial stuff. Whether that's the problem or not, girls go through a lot look our best. Lucky date for getting her shirt off, but in OPs case, I'd rather be accused of stuffing my bra on this one. That's just me though :)
arcdiablo 2
first off most females have over active sweat glands. they can't help it so that doesn't mean they don't take showers or use deodorant. second off some of the problems are also tied to thyroids. so for those who don't know any better learn your ****** facts and worry about your ****** self and all your so called issues your not perfect either! and remember a key thing SHIT HAPPENS so get the **** over it!!
AmberAnodyne 0
Yeah, maybe she sweats a lot and just had to put them there, but how do you "forget" to take tissues out of your pits? lmfao.
crazylady654 0
funny, cuz i just read that FML in a Seventeen's traumarauma issue.......... FAIL.
greeneye_fml 12
Excessive sweating can be a medical condition known as hyperhidriosis. Regular deoderant has little effect. You should look it up and see if it matches. There are special antipersperants you can buy (I reccomend Maxim) that do a lot of good.
duncandonuts23 0
I'd rather be blamed for stuffing my bra as opposed to having difficulty with sweaty pits. Just sayin'.
SeximusPrime 0
IF you don't have that overly-sweating issue people have, just put on extra antiperspirant right before you leave and you should be fine. Or wear a color like black so the sweat stains don't show. (And don't let him touch your pits. Ew, pit stains are ******* nasty.)
alexFYL 11
Girls often wear really tight shirts made of a stupid fabric that soaks up all the sweat and makes it really obvious. Even with antiperspirant, it can be a problem. Really the only issue is wear a shirt under it that takes the brunt of the damage or use tissues. They also make these pads that you can put there, someone else mentioned them, I didn't check the link so I'm not sure if they're the same thing. People also use them to keep the dye from their blazers rubbing onto their shirts underneath and leaving stains.