Today, my co-workers decided in our meeting with my boss that everything is my fault. When asked for examples, they couldn't come up with any. Now they are mad at me, because I'm apparently good at my job. FML
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Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, some of my coworkers have complained that I don't do my share of the work, though they can't specify exactly what I'm not getting done. Apparently, being too efficient and finishing first means I mustn't have done anything at all. The supervisor sided with them. FML
Today, my manager sat me down and insinuated that it's my fault that our new hires are useless. Not one person ever told me that I was responsible for training them. I'm not in charge, and they've been here for weeks. FML
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
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Mathalamus 25
People can and will be assholes. Good thing your boss decided to be smart this time.
zedjaleaf1 11
Wait you actually work at your job? Shame on you OP! You should know better than that!
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Comments (26)
Mathalamus 25
People can and will be assholes. Good thing your boss decided to be smart this time.
Helldemon 32
Kind of sounds like OP is an asshole as well, if everyone she works with tried to get her in trouble. Guess at least she's a hard working asshole? haha
False_Stupidity 42
Ah but now they will try to say that it's OP's fault that they now look like lazy assholes.
brenton490 19
Even good work friends can be assholes. Best to go by my rule "Don't trust anyone at work".
LoveDemon 19
From next time onwards, open your mouth in meetings and don't just sit there accepting all the false blame. Hunt or be hunted, that's the corporate way...
Emirac 10
OP may not have been in the meeting. At my job, whichever one of us is not present is always the scapegoat. I'm the only one with enough balls to call people out and say what the real problems are. Everyone else just acts like they're all bffs and hates on whoever can't be in attendance.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
How much more ass-backwards can this situation get? Sorry you work with assholes, OP.
zedjaleaf1 11
Wait you actually work at your job? Shame on you OP! You should know better than that!
Fenbrae 17
How dare she to actually do what she is supposed to do at work?! She needs to be punished! Rabble rabble rabble!
zapte 7
Take one for the team??
burgermike92 17
Would you? I know I wouldn't.
SofaKing619 13
People nowadays can't take the blame! Just blast your boss with some facts!
AbyN0rmal23 5
Hope they looked like idiots. Just keep doing your job and eventually they'll find someone else to pick on
Malsain_fml 10
Well, usually, when people do their job great, they admired or at least well-seen by their coworkers. There do is an exception, which are people who don't get along with their workmates. maybe you might work on that too.
ragnarok1540 39
Congratulations, OP! Your asshole coworkers have lost credibility in front of your boss, who now knows that you are an excellent worker. Keep up the good work, and ignore douchebags like your coworkers; they have only themselves to blame.
iwin8166 13
This literally just happened to me the day before yesterday.