ouchy
Nelson, New Zealand
Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It was intended to be ten nights of relaxation and romance. The first five nights she had her period, and the next five nights I had painful welts on my tip from the mess in my swim shorts. Ten days later, no sex. FML
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julfunky 29
Dear God, I hope you meant “the mesh” because otherwise... *shudders*
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
I was literally over here thinking so hard about what "mess" you couldve possibly had in your pants to irritate your penis. sand perhaps? menstrual blood? ... then I realized you probably meant mesh.
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julfunky 29
Dear God, I hope you meant “the mesh” because otherwise... *shudders*
PenguinPal3017 19
I never would have figured this out on my own. Thank you.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
I was literally over here thinking so hard about what "mess" you couldve possibly had in your pants to irritate your penis. sand perhaps? menstrual blood? ... then I realized you probably meant mesh.
RichardPencil 32
When she’s on her period, you can always get ******** on credit.
wrhapsody 10
not true. literally the last thing I want to do while my uterus is assaulting me from the inside is to suck on a dick.
nubs 23
Well maybe it will be much nicer sex once you finally can do it again? So it’s not all bad. 😅
griddy24 18
Yeah , a break from sex always makes me super horny , which then makes sexy times more fun.
zip2dwess 16
Period doesn’t always mean no sex.. too bad for you guys!
TheSminty1 17
You need to avoid stingrays in the future.
T1A2Z3 35
Why didn't you have sex on her period?
MakuHaki 3
Most people would change their bathing suit if they had a "mess" in it
slkeithh 14
You and your wife aren't intimate while she's on her period? YDI then.
thelittlem 15
why does everyone think you cant have sex on your period? grab a condom and a towel then shower after.
Stephanie Claire 12
Or just start in the shower to begin with