Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man working, so I went up to him to ask where I should sign in. Before I even opened my mouth, he told me that they opened at 12 and to come back then for my meal. FML
Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML
Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
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extremereviews 26
This isn't Burger King, you get it my way or you don't eat the damn thing!
sullivankeara 25
Beggers can't be choosers
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Comments (76)
joshvip 8
I've had the displeasure of working with a lot of homless. They were some of the self entitled people I have ever met.
sempisaviour 17
What an ungrateful bitch. It's a soup kitchen, you get what you get. Deal with it.
chill99 15
While it's not an excuse for being rude, I'm thinking he is most likely depressed with the way his life turned out and he takes it out on people. He probably wishes deep down that he was on the other side of the counter like you are. (p.s. Thank you for helping others!)
kellyem2 20
Being patient in situations like this can be tough, but it's really the best. You wonder what this guy's story would be if you sat down and talked to him.
Thomas_Nelson 5
At least it's warm
teentee401 37
I feel like if you have to go to a soup kitchen you should be thankful for anything you get...
DeathofCareBear 21
So did you get a bowl up your ass yet?
TacoMan32 21
People can be assholes. I don't think he really understands the concept of soup kitchens.
PennyLane27 32
Not that I condone what the guy did, but I'm dismayed at the overwhelming lack of empathy for fellow human beings!! Homeless people are PEOPLE. And while it's shitty to be yelled at for trying to help, you have to understand how unbelievablly aweful it'd be to find yourself in that guys position. He probably wasn't actually mad at you, rather his situation that's lead him to having to rely on soup kitchens. As one poster mentioned, mental problems could have been a factor ....like depression, bipolar, Schizophrenia, or substance abuse. Please dont let this discourage you from helping people again. It is quite kind that you helped in the first place, OP.
swaftmasterj627 12
Well what can a soup cook do
oceanbrickfire 21
The soup nazi came to my head after reading this