Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man working, so I went up to him to ask where I should sign in. Before I even opened my mouth, he told me that they opened at 12 and to come back then for my meal. FML
Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML
Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
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Top comments
extremereviews 26
This isn't Burger King, you get it my way or you don't eat the damn thing!
sullivankeara 25
Beggers can't be choosers
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Comments (76)
kirbs19 37
So ungrateful hopefully this is a one time deal!
AshleyKim420 5
I would tell him to stop being an ungrateful little shit
PennyLane27 32
Well..... THAT'S not condescending at all!
JskTheFork 14
Granted he's homeless. Do you think he's drunk?
mistress_paz 30
Good for you to care for homeless people. As you may know, some become homeless due to mental health or substance abuse problems. I am so sorry that you had to deal with that crap for something you can't control.
coolbeansbruh 13
Red is that you? (That 70's show btw)
jademitch 20
He should has gone to specs avers
ProfessorMctitie 20
"Thats it, No soup for you!" and just take the bowl back.
zman92 13
Its sad that people react this way when you try and help them, out of the good of your own heart. They should be appreciate any help you offer. No one has to help them.
pedinhuh 23
I Hope that asshole didn't got any soup from you, and I know it's bad to leave someone hungry like that but that guy deserved it.
fader48080 10
on the bright side your fml user name is fantastic.