Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted, "Nice to meet your dad, I hope we didn't look too horny." A few minutes later, he replied, "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML
Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
alstbv12 13
Only a few inches huh?
Roskosity 22
0 to awkward in no time at all.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (109)
speshlk37 13
We've got some very strong headwinds...giggity...
Not_Impressed13 9
Your dad has probably sent a text or two like that himself!
simplysarcastics 26
Yes that is beyond awkward, did you have the face of shame and embarrassment afterwards lol. Plus hopefully your dad probably didn't get the image that his baby daughter is getting "stormed on" tonight. Well lets hope not.
djxerxes9000 18
I literally laughed out loud at this. Definitely texting my wife that.
0h_Boy 26
Cheesy line... wonder if it would work on my wife?
ElricMustang 23
And that's why, whenever I want to show my mom a pic on my phone, I put it on airplane mode first.
perdix 31
When he arrives at your house, he'll be met by a high-pressure system that will change his trajectory and bring on an extended cold snap.
baba01_fml 17
Just a "few" inches? FYL
Iceman226 17
The saying goes "...you can expect MORE THAN a few inches..." so either OP messed it up or her boyfriend did.
Nintystar98 8
The word "few" is generally accepted as 3-5.
Smangical 8
Well, you're in quite a pickle.
TheNewGuy03 29
...and later on, the pickle will be quite in her.