Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted, "Nice to meet your dad, I hope we didn't look too horny." A few minutes later, he replied, "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML
Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
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Top comments
alstbv12 13
Only a few inches huh?
Roskosity 22
0 to awkward in no time at all.
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Comments (109)
Wizardo 34
We'll be expecting a high pressure front and a strong, stiff wind heading in a northerly direction. We urge you to plan your trip ahead and wrap up accordingly.
ar11ana 6
best comment haha :p
Wizardo 34
OP is definitely getting a rain check later tonight ;)
SystemofaBlink41 27
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs!
hienzburgess 9
what does the movie have to do with this fml?
HorrorFan13 2
Wow. You don't get that? Cloudy with a chance of meatBALLS! BALLS BALLS BALLS
Joe9024 20
Wow, you hear that echo?
YouMissedASpot 8
That's awkward! Maybe your did didn't catch it? Gave me a giggle though lol
pussystank 18
Ain't he to young for Viagra?
MathildeDamm 17
Aren't you a bit to creepy for calling yourself "Pussystank". No wait, actually that makes sense.
Llamacod 11
*too (that goes for both of you)
nco1414 7
That always seems to happen!!
karlcolt45 19
I feel you there, rain always ruins nighttime plans.
ParadoxicalPea 8
OP, high five your boyfriend for me, if your Dad ever lets you near him again. xD
King_paradox 22
*dad loads shot gun* Tells her mom going to the store..
ThtAwkwardMoment 5
I forecast, Pain. Its gonna be raining fists on your boyfriend delievered by your dad hahaha
roeboat72 22
At least he has a sense of humor, albeit not so good sense in timing.