ParadoxicalPea

Mrs Comox, Canada 35 years-old In a relationship

geeshock1987 15 April 2013, 05:58 San Francisco, United States

Today, I just remembered that I changed my Gmail display name to "Rice Ball" out of privacy-paranoia a while back. I've been using this same email to apply to several professional jobs. FML

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Anonymous 11 January 2014, 18:52 Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

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