Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
Cynical_1 26
She was probably embarrassed by your supposed "friend's" assenine comment and was just doing her best to deal with it by laughing it off.
chessu 21
Look, if you were really beet red she would've noticed it with or without your friend. She clearly chose to ignore it and took it as a compliment as she hadn't left the conversation yet. And what else could she really do other than laugh at that comment? You'll be fine!
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Comments (17)
PakaSkittlez 0
What a ****
Cynical_1 26
She was probably embarrassed by your supposed "friend's" assenine comment and was just doing her best to deal with it by laughing it off.
hpandher 16
You managed to make her laugh, what more could you expect?
alvarny 17
it's a good sign, girls like guys who make them laugh...
lantz4levi 19
This is really an fml? You were laughed at. Suck it up. The girl obviously likes you enough to stick around I don't think she cares to much.
ALonelyStranger 12
Incoming she doesn't deserve you comments
chessu 21
Look, if you were really beet red she would've noticed it with or without your friend. She clearly chose to ignore it and took it as a compliment as she hadn't left the conversation yet. And what else could she really do other than laugh at that comment? You'll be fine!
BeachMammal 8
Perhaps you have a different definition of "friend", but I don't think that person is your friend. Good people don't treat others that way.
neuronerd 29
I bet the girl found it cute.
Medikid123 16
You should probably talk to your friend about making comments like that when you are in an important situation