Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
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whatarethisss 23
She sounds like an immature teenager.
shadowdragon0820 20
Tell her you made a bet with some friends that you lost and that your punishment was to ask her out. That'll knock her down a peg.
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Comments (97)
Etweens96 25
Real nasty chick. Be glad you found out now than later, as for your zit, I recommend a hot compress to bring it up and help it go away faster. Or some ichthammol ointment (a black drawing salve you can find at your local drug store or Walmart) can bring out the infection in it
nishimehta 21
she was just laughing on your ZIT -__-
r3ktm8 13
And she just sat there and laughed? You dodged a bullet...
Solano2580 24
Are you in elementary school or something or is she seriously so immature that she still thinks that Zits are funny.
booterus 20
I don't get why people make fun of others for having acne. It's natural and it happens to everyone at some point in life. She needs to get over herself.
Ilovelife93 9
What a bitch, OP!!! You can do much better!!!! Don't worry about her!
fullerkate3 17
How rude! Looks like you lucked out on that one!
nina0917 26
awww
ChristinePi 36
I'm very distracted by that name. "DopeDickDover"
WilliamRobbins 14
XD
fmlrulesBolt 14
Somewhere out there is someone who loves you