Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
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Top comments
whatarethisss 23
She sounds like an immature teenager.
shadowdragon0820 20
Tell her you made a bet with some friends that you lost and that your punishment was to ask her out. That'll knock her down a peg.
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Comments (97)
Niedermayer_20 12
You got wrecked. Women are never approachable, wonder why we are assholes towards them.
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
She sounds like a dick... Sorry man better luck next time
Niedermayer_20 12
The truth hurts, I understand.
FabulousToaster 16
I guess feeling sympathy hurts too, eh #78? You're a mean one, Mr Grinch.
lavapants 15
Turn down for what.
allforfun 23
I don't miss high school one bit. Kids are assholes.
LifeTrolls 16
you should have laughed back, noting how small her mind is.
fabulousfiasco 12
Suddenly she isn't so cute. She is obnoxious and unkind. You want to do better than her.
mdb1983 5
Don't worry sweetie. You can do so much better than her. Zit's happen, and it's nothing you can help. Just hold you head up high and don't let witches like her get you down.
Kristen320 21
Are you in middle school, or something?
WilliamRobbins 14
You have guts