Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
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Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my dad gave a speech at my wedding. It started with, “Forty years ago, there was a tree…” and continued in the same vein about his work as a biologist. I might have been mentioned in passing. My new wife was not. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Screw those people. You're going on a honeymoon with your new wife.
iBluePancake 4
Lol hangover 2 .. Anyone??
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Comments (68)
bubo_fml 11
Why not take full advantage of your newly acquired rat bastard status? Get drunk at the reception, take liberties w/ the maid of honor, assault & insult you new in laws, piss in the punch bowl, shit on the wedding cake, etc...After all, if they want a prick, go ahead & give them one!
SPAIDZ 0
Ass! You're supposed to agree with him. "she is too good for me. How did I get so lucky?" and all that shit.
Honestly_Lainey 21
If this is true, it means you married up. Congrats :)
Okayitwasme 0
Prove them wrong!
l0v3p4in 7
No offense, OP, but if everyone including your parents agreed there must be some reason behind that . . . Or your newly betrothed is just that awesome that everyone swoons to her side. Either way, be happy that you found an amazing girl that everyone likes. Over time through your marriage you can prove you're worthy by how much love and care you give her. Chin up, dear! :) And congrats for many beautiful years ahead.
ibebrandy 4
**** them. If they don't like you to together then that's them, you to are happy and that's all the matters.
Calyx_fml 22
They were joking. YDI for not getting it.
skinflint 6
knock her up. that will end all hope for him. my father in-law likes me now. 3 grand babies he can't get enough of.
Track1991 0
You married the lady not the family.
KingOfAmazing 9
She is too good for you. The woman is always too good for the man. Get used to it.