Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my dad gave a speech at my wedding. It started with, “Forty years ago, there was a tree…” and continued in the same vein about his work as a biologist. I might have been mentioned in passing. My new wife was not. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Screw those people. You're going on a honeymoon with your new wife.
iBluePancake 4
Lol hangover 2 .. Anyone??
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HaloR 0
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Listen up bro,the wants wwhat it wants.since you two found love within eachother all that matters is you n your wife
cosmosis 12
Lol what? Im having trouble translating that first part...
Amrel 10
"Love want what it wants"????
chili10 18
I think "The heart wants what the heart wants" is the phrase you are trying to get across.
cosmosis 12
Cheers 25. I struggled to make sense of it
SmallBean 12
Give the guy a break, he was obviously drunk when he posted that comment.
Keyman1212 14
No no no. It's obviously "the Elephant wants what it wants". Rookie translator....
ChaosAngel17 14
Or someone who dislikes proper English.
N3766 20
The **** you are talking about...?
jerseyboy732 16
That's the time when you start explaining in great detail to him the first time you and her had sex
ninjuh_wingman 29
They love her more than you.
Amrel 10
What gave you that insane idea? Was it the part were everyone agreed?
link1042 0
She didn't agree, obviously.
GoW_Chick 15
Well she chose you so it really doesn't matter what they think, so drink up, do the electric slide, and then go on your honeymoon where the real fun begins. ;)
ladyLALAA 29
You should've said the same thing about him and his wife in the speech, what a dick!
Dracoboxer357 36
I was thinking the same thing. It's the guy's wedding, supposed to be one of his best days ever and his father-in-law goes out of his way to make the guy feel like shit. What an asshole. :p
06rubiandrea_fml 5
I think they are right OP.
ladyLALAA 29
Gtfo
06rubiandrea_fml 5
Nooo
lrgenesis 19
Stfu n00b
BatteryAddict 11
I've also posted some idiotic comments on FML but seriously. . . That's just mean. -.-
06rubiandrea_fml 5
No it is not!! Everyone incuding his family thinks she is better...I think there is a reason for that!! Reality is not mean people!!!
hero93 6
that's when you stand up and have to be a bigger dick. say something like "well my dick's good enough for her so we'll be fine" or I don't know something like that to be a bigger asshole. or you can smile through your teeth and say "oh yeahh. fatherly love. greatttt" and kill him in your head. but I suggest option #1
lifeguardd 0
I'm even more pissed at his parents and his relatives.. Of course part of 'everyone' include his relatives too. This could ruin their marriage, the guy feeling like her family dont him.. Best of luck. And happy looooong marriage! For life!
SmallBean 12
What he should do is sit there and take it like a man. The wife most likely is too good for him if everyone agrees, so he should just be happy that he is married to such a great person. If a comment like that ruins his marriage then they shouldn't have gotten married in the first place.
SPAIDZ 0
Or he should kill him for real
Enslaved 38
That just means you're super lucky to have her. Don't **** things up! Enjoy your marriage.
Epikouros 32
Did he literally say: "My little girl is too good for you?" Maybe you took a clumsy joke too seriously.