Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my dad gave a speech at my wedding. It started with, “Forty years ago, there was a tree…” and continued in the same vein about his work as a biologist. I might have been mentioned in passing. My new wife was not. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Screw those people. You're going on a honeymoon with your new wife.
iBluePancake 4
Lol hangover 2 .. Anyone??
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Comments (68)
MsMeiriona 2
Everyone including your wife? Ouch.
gabbyknight1 0
If she's that great then your the real winner
mooneygroove 0
U should kill ur father in law
CataracsFan 10
He's probably right..
Pelreskovich 11
Ouch.. But according to "his little girl" you're more than enough, and that's why she chose you! Hoorah!
ProhibitionRose 14
"speak now or forever hold your peace" they all can shut the hell up. If you love each other, that's all that matters.
NaomiWilliamson 5
Woww what a thoughtful brother! D:
KnucklesDeep 5
You have a **** for a father-in-law. If you ever hope to keep the respect of your wife, you need to stand up to the piece of shit for this uncalled for remark.
krazzycody 3
keep your head up remember she choes you for a reason
teddy4nyy 13
Op is goop. We feed goop to babies and the elderly