Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML
Today, I made a bet with my classmate that I would dare to play a weird song in front of the professor. I did, and as promised, she was supposed to give me $20, but she said it was just a joke. FML
Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML
Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
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iChel413 6
Sue for emotional damages (: that is not right. It could even get to the local news.
withoutapulse 2
Next carnival, you should suggest that the ringleader of the paper bag incident must wear a plastic bag over their head for pledges.
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Comments (126)
annie_nk 23
I think this qualifies as hazing. Talk to the principal or a counselor.
TurtleSmile 14
How did a supervisor not see what was happening and why on earth would you agree?
greatdanen 6
like you wouldn't, group pressure conquers all
ambamm135 7
21 seriously? No it conquers the weak willed. I was teased a lot in junior high school and told to do humiliating things like op's incident. Did I do it? **** no! I took up boxing lost a lot of weight and turned into the girl you don't **** with without raising a finger against them. Word got around is all. It's all in your mind. Life is a big mind game don't let it push you down.
CharresBarkrey 16
35 - you couldn't be more correct! Kudos to you for doing something about it and not whining about being bullied and pulling the "poor me" thing like kids do nowadays.
ambamm135 7
71, thank you. I was raised tough and damn happy I was. :)
llama612 27
I believe you could sue the school that is totally not on. Also if I was you I would be making loads of complaints to the schoolboard and if someone doesn't get fired from this that's when you go about suing them because there is a case here and in no way would this school want such bad publicity so they would more than likely settle with you out of court for an undisclosed amount and then also fire someone or at least suspend a few teachers without pay. Kids cop enough bullying from students they don't need it from teachers as well.
vintage3113 6
Something has just got to be done about this. Fyl op :/
lambda_fml 40
Take it in the right spirit. You can raise alot of funds. Next time ask for a cut. ;-)
xmaximusx 12
Reason why there are shootings?? Lol mabye?
RobynChelsea 10
This post was worded very well.
llama612 27
Yeah because saying no to something that is for charity and has raised money would have been real easy to do? If OP said no then he would have been picked on and bullied as the person who wouldn't do something for charity, Also even the teachers were all for this they would have been like it's ok it's for charity just do it . It's hard enough saying no to a group of your peers but than having to try and say no to teachers who you expect to have your best interest at heart and it being for charity would have been quite hard to do. OP deserved this in no way and of course OP didn't have to do it he just got made to feel like he had to because it was for charity and everyone would have been telling him to do it.
CrewBoy 10
No 33. If you can think for yourself you would tell everyone to "go **** themselves" and leave. The OP wasn't being restrained and forced to put a bag on his head he chose to. He sounds extremely passive aggressive and should have stood up for himself. So shut up with this whole "bully" non-sense. The world isn't all sunshine and flowers there are bullies everywhere. This kid needs to learn to stand up for himself. Oh and no one would make fun of him for not supporting charity. There are bullies but not everyone is an idiot.
Connect 10
Don't worry OP. People are mean. Don't let them bring you down.