Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bitched at by an old lady in Walmart for not wearing a mask. I had lowered my mask to use my inhaler, because I was having an asthma attack. FML
Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML
Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML
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Top comments
KBeatz 5
This just sounds like a very humorous old lady to me. Hopefully I can still bring the jokes at that age.
XKXKKXK 10
My grandmother LOVES ********!
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Comments (74)
perdix 31
I'll bet that the doctor who put her on the "inhaler" is one happy fella ;)
Dnigz13 4
Old people can be pretty entertaining, my gramps ask the nurses for blow jobs all the time, but he isn't talking about his inhaler lol
brevolorio 5
that a messt up Job u have to do if u have to say yes to every thing including ********.
cawoods 1
I bet she knew
Kiki242 19
That's one ******** that can save her life.
marshmelo17 5
Why does this old lady remind me of Betty White?
Kiki242 19
That's one ******** that can save her life.
The_F3rris 11
Thats like how my mom calls flip-flops thongs.
Spark_Slicker 19
People actually call flip flops thongs in other countries though. I'm pretty sure no one in ANY country calls inhalers blow jobs.
vicki1000 8
haha hilarious
coolbrony12 3
Why did you have to say yes?!