Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Stop that now
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Revealed
Today, at my gender reveal party, my daughter threw a huge temper tantrum and knocked over tables and chairs screaming, “Fuck this shit!” when the reveal came out pink. She’s five. FML
He doesn't even go here!
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
Fight Club Penguin
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML
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dweeds508 24
That's ******* awful to do to a child
jen1097 25
That's so horrible! I hope you're little girl wasn't disheartened. I'm sure she did wonderful
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Comments (123)
ckerane 16
shame on them
unidentifieduser 23
What kind of assholes boo a 5 year old kid? I'm sorry OP, I know your daughter was amazing.
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Poor little girl I bet she did great!
Etweens96 25
Honestly people are sick, she's just a child! Not even six and she's being bullied! OP, I'm sure your daughter did a fabulous job out there, tell her to not let them bother her, post a link when you get a chance
kayteakay 26
That poor baby! No kid deserves to be put down like that. **** those assholes!
Jae_Hellyun 17
Twerking has ruined society...
Xeivan 15
What that actual ****!? I hope there is more to this story. Like you standing up and bitching out the crowd for that!!!
whatthefhumanity 7
Five year olds aren't good at anything though, what were they expecting? Perfect motor skills and technique at age five? Your poor daughter, I hope she wasn't too upset about those assholes.
vikky538 29
that's worst thibg they do to a child...
rachel8234 3
.... it mustve been really awful. idc how old you are if im paying for my child to dance the show better be wonderful. i wouldnt be rude and boo but i would have a few words for the instructor.