Today, at my gender reveal party, my daughter threw a huge temper tantrum and knocked over tables and chairs screaming, “Fuck this shit!” when the reveal came out pink. She’s five. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my year and a half old daughter has discovered the joy of temper tantrums. She is now throwing them constantly. Everywhere. Anytime. FML
Today, I held my daughter’s fifth birthday at the park. What started as a fun playdate with all her friends turned into a day of horror, when a pair of teenage boys started running around our pavillion, screaming, “Babies come from sex! Babies come from sex!” FML
Today, I was talking to a coworker about gender reveal parties, and how dumb and dangerous they're becoming. A nearby coworker then burst into tears and ran out. It appears that she's having one this weekend. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, I told my five year-old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML
Today, my soon-to-be step-daughter had as absolute meltdown at our rehearsal dinner, screaming that I ruined her family. Her parents were divorced 10 years before I even met him. Her mother was there because we’re friends. She’s 23 years-old. I honestly don’t know which one of us was more embarrassed. FML
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
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Jeremy Strang 7
100% deserved for having an obnoxious "gender reveal" party.
BatCatTaco 13
Why is it that people have gender reveal parties, but then let the child choose their gender?
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Comments (8)
BurnInDemonFire 39
If she was a few years older, she would have said the same thing when you announced you were having a gender reveal party. For now, find out who taught the newly potty-trained to be newly potty-mouthed.
Jeremy Strang 7
100% deserved for having an obnoxious "gender reveal" party.
ChipBoundary 9
Right?!?! It is completely indicative of the kind of person they are and how they raise their kids
cuz803 46
LMAOOO you better sleep with one eye open!! At 5 years old she's already acting like that? Watch your back!!
RichardPencil 32
At least she didn't start a wildfire ... as far as you know.
BatCatTaco 13
Why is it that people have gender reveal parties, but then let the child choose their gender?
raven_of_azarath 35
They typically aren’t the same people.
TomeDr 25
Gee, I wonder where she learn this behavior from. Hint: look in the mirror.
Warp1978 15
My daughter did this when she realised that she wasn't getting a sister. Three years on and their best buds. Don't take this too hard
phybreawptic 13
Or maybe your daughter realizes how pointless those parties are and had reached her limit at that time.