anon
Commack, United States
Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
embarassinggg
Brighton, United Kingdom
Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
disembob
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Soo
Archidona, Spain
Stop that now
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
PartyPoop
Revealed
Today, at my gender reveal party, my daughter threw a huge temper tantrum and knocked over tables and chairs screaming, “Fuck this shit!” when the reveal came out pink. She’s five. FML
ladyofzanarkand
He doesn't even go here!
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Anonymous
Sunnyvale, United States
Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
mama bear
Fight Club Penguin
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Jess
United States
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
cheerymama
United States
Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML
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dweeds508 24
That's ******* awful to do to a child
jen1097 25
That's so horrible! I hope you're little girl wasn't disheartened. I'm sure she did wonderful
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albertozeta_fml 9
Wow, I knew that life in NY is hardly competitive for artists, but not to that point!
raecattach 7
What the **** is wrong with people? That is a vile thing to do to a little girl. I hope she's ok.
catanita 18
No matter how worse is a child in doing something you do not do such a thing. This can affect the self esteem and confidece. Hope she is fine.
d_g_Asm 7
And why are you not in jail for punching them?
StarkWolf_fml 23
that's a new low for humanity.
joyboy390 12
I hope that didnt hurt her self-esteem little kids dont usually pickup on that stuff but its still wrong to do. I hope you slapped the closest one too you.
xluciferx666 21
Some people just need a good punch to the back of their head
fantasyworld 39
Their assholes. I hope it didn't effect her self esteem.
worldclassrager 41
A watch of Black Swan for all of them may have showed them an appropriate response
captainsmegma 12
Practice, Practice, Practice.