anon
Commack, United States
Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
embarassinggg
Brighton, United Kingdom
Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
disembob
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Soo
Archidona, Spain
Stop that now
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
PartyPoop
Revealed
Today, at my gender reveal party, my daughter threw a huge temper tantrum and knocked over tables and chairs screaming, “Fuck this shit!” when the reveal came out pink. She’s five. FML
ladyofzanarkand
He doesn't even go here!
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Anonymous
Sunnyvale, United States
Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
mama bear
Fight Club Penguin
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Jess
United States
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
cheerymama
United States
Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML
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dweeds508 24
That's ******* awful to do to a child
jen1097 25
That's so horrible! I hope you're little girl wasn't disheartened. I'm sure she did wonderful
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Comments (123)
i_h8t_everything 12
Yes grown ups, please educate us on how and why this generation of kids is terrible while your generation of kids were intelligent and had morals
roys1girl 18
What a horrible thing to do to a child!
kohaku84 4
That's terrible, what adult would boo at a five year old? People need to grow up!
firefly90 1
They'll get what's coming to them for doing that to a child! Karma's a bitch
Queenie2014 11
Ok seriously those people need to get cussed out. You do NOT boo the babies.
Huddisher 10
A room full of ******* assholes.
DrHothead 15
Those assholes, I hate those ppl
lummiiss 3
I would smack this adults
kelseaboo 14
Poor baby. Some people are hateful.. :(
NamelessFace 22
I don't think I've ever read an FML before now that literally made my jaw drop. The immaturity of those people is astounding, and we're talking about not one, but multiple complete loser adults. Sounds like a room of lost dreams of people, as if they never had the kind of skill that one five year old girl did or something like that, whatever, I just cannot believe multiple grown adults would critique a five year old's dancing skills, and so rudely. I mean the people on Dance Moms are more tame than that, what the ****...