anon
Commack, United States
Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
embarassinggg
Brighton, United Kingdom
Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
disembob
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Soo
Archidona, Spain
Stop that now
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
PartyPoop
Revealed
Today, at my gender reveal party, my daughter threw a huge temper tantrum and knocked over tables and chairs screaming, “Fuck this shit!” when the reveal came out pink. She’s five. FML
ladyofzanarkand
He doesn't even go here!
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Anonymous
Sunnyvale, United States
Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
mama bear
Fight Club Penguin
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Jess
United States
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
cheerymama
United States
Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML
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dweeds508 24
That's ******* awful to do to a child
jen1097 25
That's so horrible! I hope you're little girl wasn't disheartened. I'm sure she did wonderful
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BeachGirl27 23
That's bloody awful. Sorry to hear it OP. Where I live there's loud applause no matter what!
AsianxChris 12
that's just not right . I hope your daughter didn't take it to heart , no kids deserve to be put down like that .
ldonnahee 10
Oh my god I'm so sorry! Tell her she's a beautiful ballerina and danced like a princess!
drrobotnik1 18
that's hilarious! let's go to the comments and see what people are saying. >reads wow guys, no one thinks this is funny? that's showbiz!
lbanks_fml 10
A-Holes!! Tell the 5 year old that one of the other dancers was named Cooper.
jordyn20915 14
I would've started screaming BOO at them like a crazy person, then start rambling in gibberish until the whole crowd falls silent in fear where I would proceed to walk up on stage grab my child and walk out flipping them all off leaving them to wonder what the hell just happened
more4me 27
Some people are just absolute jerks. Sorry about that, OP. Give your beautiful baby a big hug for me and a ton of kisses. I'd love to put my foot up that booing jerk's ass and teach him/her some manners! Who boos someone' elses baby on stage ?!!!! WTF, that's just revolting!
Mortoli 30
That poor girl probably heart broken. But still found it funny. I'm an awful person. Sry lol.
mikethekid 9
What kind of thought process could you possibly have where you even remotely think booing a child is ok
thenewgirl29 20
I would have punched them in the face.