Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, during the garter toss at a wedding, all the eligible men yelped and scrambled, evading it like a falling meteor. They apparently wanted to stay single, rather than put it on and dance with the one who caught the bouquet, which was me. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
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indistructo 3
at least you got the bouquet
BBGxBlondie 6
Your that shallow?
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Comments (183)
barbiieee 10
Instead of just taking the embaressment , you should of said something cute or funny, show your confidence. It always saves you :)
babytunechi 0
hey when ur single u don't gotta have the stress of being in a relationship and always having someone tying u back. so while the taken ones are trapped, ur relaxing and having fun. then when the time to fall in love with someone comes, it comes. (:
rodeochick754 4
i was the only one too...your not alone.
manda_rawrz 4
that would be awk if you didn't catch it.
polkadot3155 6
or the only one to be confident enough to go up there :)
XexyWinch 0
Awwww, man that is too sad. Dayum. (your soundtrack should be the music they play at the end of the Incredible Hulk show)....
bizarre_ftw 22
And you still didn't catch the bouquet.
skyeyez9 25
Being single has it's perks. You dont have a husband, bf and/or kids to worry about. If you want to go out with friends, you just go. No worries about having to change diapers, cooking dinner for picky eaters, someone messing up your house 30 mins after you just cleaned it...etc
bankrupt 15
I hate that tradition. I was at a wedding once and an obese woman caught the bouquet. The guys let the garter drop three times before one of them slipped $20 to an 8-year-old boy to catch it. You could see the hurt on her face. I felt so bad for her. It's a silly tradition that only causes hurt feelings and embarrassment. I didn't do it at my wedding. I just presented my maid of honor with my bouquet.
smhlqnick 0
At least you had your pick of the single guys there I hope?
corruptblackkat 17
yeah for real if your a girl its really not hard to get a guy