Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, during the garter toss at a wedding, all the eligible men yelped and scrambled, evading it like a falling meteor. They apparently wanted to stay single, rather than put it on and dance with the one who caught the bouquet, which was me. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
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indistructo 3
at least you got the bouquet
BBGxBlondie 6
Your that shallow?
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Comments (183)
AnhedonicRightNo 1
Being an Aunt's wedding it is probably safe to assume that most people there are considerably older than OP, thus it isn't that bad to be the only single person when everyone else has had many more years to get married.
Nuahavizu 17
it still sucks :(
perdix 31
The good news is that all of the single guys knew who to try to nail. But, then again, you may be so ugly, they'd take their chances on hotter, married guests, or simply choose to get hammered and whack off.
timmyliao 5
U got the bouquet at least:) today wasn't a total fail
Mikonam_fml 8
Look at it as less competition.
aligiorav 11
Hey, think of it this way, while they go home to the same thing every night you get to try a different sample of strange whenever you want. Multiple dishes at once if you choose...
oneleggedbeauty 0
:) you're the only one who can still be a good time ;) and not get into trouble for itt
hoonyer 17
at least you got the bouquet, unless it got caught on a chandelier like at the last wedding i attended :P
Keeelsey 0
Hopefully the old wives tale comes true and your the next to get married! :)
calichick3393 2
u never show up single to a wedding lol
Mikonam_fml 8
I thought throwing the bouquet wasn't just for the dateless, but for any woman who isn't married or engaged..
ShokuMasterLord 0
You should have put a ring on it.