Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, during the garter toss at a wedding, all the eligible men yelped and scrambled, evading it like a falling meteor. They apparently wanted to stay single, rather than put it on and dance with the one who caught the bouquet, which was me. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
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indistructo 3
at least you got the bouquet
BBGxBlondie 6
Your that shallow?
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Comments (183)
GodsLittleMistak 8
Well then the odds of catching the bouquet were definetly in your favour,think of it as a plus!
RabidBunny 10
I don't know why people are so ashamed of being single. I've been single all my life. Sure it sucks, but why the hell is that the only thing people care about nowadays?
Tarak_fml 7
Was that an intentional pun?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Being single is actually pretty fantastic. But I guess that applies mostly to sociopaths such as myself and people with a greater interest in unlimited freedom.
RabidBunny 10
99- You're right. I might be single the rest of my life but it's worth it for everything I have to gain. Besides, it's not something new to me...my life is like a shadow.
JTHolloway200 0
you probably play video games too much...
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
No such thing as too much videogames. As long as you remember to eat, shit, and pay your bills, you're alright.
courtneykinz97 5
Nothing wrong with being single.(:
MangoRico1 1
no competition!
Souners 3
That's one wedding I wouldn't wanna crash then.
krysxkatastrophe 14
All the single ladies, all the single ladies!
niceNnerdy 5
Please tell me you atleast caught it ..
ifailplzinsultme 0
Did you drop it?
SmittyJA24 26
I'll presume this wasn't your aunt's first wedding; she shouldn't have planned a bouquet tossing. That's tacky ... F her L.
iAmScrubs 19
Fap her Linguini?
aligiorav 11
Fetch her lesbians?
HomeAl0ne 20
Flick her Labia?
ItsTheKing 10
Fondle her Lovehole?
Sudnifisent 5
I wonder who caught the bouquet..,