Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my foreman complained that I was slowing down productivity and costing the company money, all because I was wearing a harness to protect me from falling over the edge of a three story building. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, my boss watched me get my waistband hooked on a safety hazard in the warehouse. She included it in the safety report. FML
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, while entering in my college building, I noticed that my right shoelace was untied and I tied it. I didn't realize that just in front of me was a metal beam until I hit my head hard on it and a loud, reverberating sound was produced. Many people saw what happened. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I nearly lost a hand at work, because a supervisor decided to remove a 'useless' safety guard on a machine despite my warnings. He doesn't understand why I'm so upset with him. FML
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
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IchimaruGin 5
Well, now you know to always wear your safety harness correctly.
br0ccoli 15
His penis must have hit the emergency ejection button before impact. "mayday, mayday, we are going down..."
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Comments (94)
Riley97 0
Better tighten up!
RavenRiley007 4
Goodness! Could you be any less graphic?! I mean when you're posting about severed body parts ya gotta be more descriptive...I wanna know exactly what part(s) ;D
NoisyNykkii 10
Number 6 is an accomplished thread jacker. Bravo.
bertman21 5
Iv seen those pictures too they aren't that bad. It is a little gross though
SpottedZebra42 14
I certainly won't because I'll be sure to never go anywhere near a safety harness again!
RavenRiley007 4
#10 is a dickface. ***** off :)
RavenRiley007 4
Numero 6 è una testa di cazzo. Vaffanculo.
IchimaruGin 5
Well, now you know to always wear your safety harness correctly.
Il_Maestro 6
Perhaps the point could have been just as easily made without showing the OP a severed penis. And while I'm at it, a moment of silence for this man and his loss. *removes hat*
yahoowizard 16
Don't think he's considered a man anymore
THE_A_TEEN 28
He still has his testicles. So yeah, he's still a man.
Azula272 14
Google the pain Olympics. It's worse
dancinwookie 21
No. Don't Google the BME Pain Olympics. That guy does something with a hatchet that can not be unseen. He didn't even win either! It was some guy that jumped off a 2nd(?) story building. It's so gross you have to Easter Egg hunt it across the interweb now.
27BronxBombers 12
If you're talking about the BME Pain Olympics: Final Round, it's fake. The creator of the video said both guys are the same person with makeup, and no actual body mutilation happened.
fightingkittens 39
20, I don't know if it was a severed penis or a ruptured ballsack. I've seen both.
NoisyNykkii 10
I suggest you never go rock climbing.... Or anything else that has to do with a harness.
jerseyboy732 16
don't fall
laden_swallow09 35
Don't speak… ever again.
BeccaHugs 17
Both of you should stop trying to be funny.
Malkria 1
What class was this?!
ILoveMyXbox 0
I don't think it's the norm to rock climb in school.
xavier21_fml 6
was that meant for 3?
KBeatz 5
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it was a training class for a job that involves safety harnesses.
Michael_92 20
Skydiving for dummies!!!!!!!!!! :)
recmomty 4
It was actually a forklift class so I am still unsure why we were shown the picture. So glad I'm a woman though!
SpartanMerc 18
At least the guy in the video has his body parts safely stored in a jar in his bedroom now...
SecretMe00 5
Lol wow
KiRaKaT 9
How do you know he stores it in his bedroom?
GoingToBeAPilot1 6
video? it says picture.
ajpopoca88 3
poor guy lost his manhood forever.:(
MerrikBarbarian 9
Maybe, maybe not. Depends how fast paramedics were. People have had their severed penis reattached before so long as its done quickly after the injury and the severed penis is kept on ice to slow decay.
tails15 4
Lol. Why was he naked any way
MissRoxiie 12
Theres no mention of the man being naked...
citymayer 7
Probably bc they were taking a picture of his severed junk to show people what happens when you don't wear a harness correctly.
santel_fml 8
11- that's got to be a joke right? You can't be that dumb surely?
ZooMzy 9
48- Can you please elaborate? I really think it's unfair and ignorant of you to be calling him dumb without giving a proper reason.
KunoKanashimi 3
51- the proper reason was clearly stated in the comment he was replying to.
McNerdyNerd 8
I know what you mean...some things that happen to people are insane! I've seen a guys whole face blown off essentially by a bomb, yet he was still alive and even awake...human bodies are weeeiiiird
laden_swallow09 35
I've seen the same thing with a police officer shot directly in the face with a shotgun slug point-blank and survive. Weird, indeed.
br0ccoli 15
His penis must have hit the emergency ejection button before impact. "mayday, mayday, we are going down..."
NoisyNykkii 10
Br0ccoli....... you never fail to amuse me.
KBeatz 5
"Balls to penis, come in penis. Eject, eject now!"
reddudeover 2
43 - Roger that balls, ejecting in 3.... 2... WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!! ABORT ABORT!!!
owo_fml 9
Balls to Penis: "This is not what I meant by ejaculation!!"