Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
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swampbaby985 30
He must be the brother of the guy who thought his brothers semen in the sink was toothpaste.
Cadeth 13
You say FML, but can you imagine how much it must have sucked for him, having you walk in on him while he's peacefully trying to **********?
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Comments (66)
StickyPickles 33
I find myself wondering if eye contact was made, also if said perpetrator was doing just that in the mirror. Honestly, I just spent way too much time visualizing that. fml
rylcrazy 6
One of those would you **** me? I'd **** me me, moments eh?
StickyPickles 33
Exactly what I was thinking.
idk_rose 25
How does this amaze you ?
ThePaperDragon 31
Something that makes me appreciate living off-campus. Haha
captainsmegma 12
A wank in the sink and a quick wash up. A great way to start the day and save time. This kid is going places.
schreibergx93 19
Some people like to look at themselves.
StarkWolf_fml 23
guess they're not learning much over there
Brandon1000 10
Was he jacking off to his reflection?
Aseemdawg 18
Today, someone walked in on me jerking off in a sink. FML
martin8337 36
Whatever happened to to jerking off in your own room or shower.
_imacooldude_ 10
I hope he wasn't looking in the mirror while doing it