Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
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swampbaby985 30
He must be the brother of the guy who thought his brothers semen in the sink was toothpaste.
Cadeth 13
You say FML, but can you imagine how much it must have sucked for him, having you walk in on him while he's peacefully trying to **********?
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Comments (66)
andrmac 25
Let's see of all the places at college the sink, your room, the shower and the stall in the bathroom... They seem to have chosen the one almost guaranteed for someone to walk in on. I would have suggested creeping him out by offering a hand, but clearly he was hoping someone would walk in on him, so I would go with the WTF and walk away.
EarlFug 19
School of hard knocks?
hardattack62 5
That's hot.
Scorpio01 16
Was he also looking at himself in the mirror while doing it?
Tyrez 32
'Tis the theme with humankind.
Estrangement 25
Very insightful.
jessica2028 2
Did he continue??
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I've seen and heard of people doing much worse in public bathrooms.
caarlosgomez_ 14
At leasttt please tell me he was hot, because ew.
Jetix7402 22
Ohohoho, nothing like what I saw today. It didn't get published though... I live in the dorms in my school and walked in the school to get some books for study. I needed to pee so I walked into the toilet and a dwarf was fapping into a balloon while he sang Adele's 'Hello'