Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
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Smurphy121 23
Even if he hadn't split his head you shouldn't have done that.
ObsidianDrone 8
Well that was ground breaking
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Comments (127)
buddy_J 16
This is a big fat deserve it. On a side note: does anybody else catch themselves saying "today" in their heads every time you read a comment?
leogachi 15
@65 I do that a lot.
blacksoultigerZ 9
I always love a good YDI, and to be frank, you really kinda deserved that...
worldclassrager 41
You can't start a slow clap at any old moment...you'll know when it's the right time...and that was not the right time
LyricaSilvan 30
Maybe next time, don't be a douche. You're gonna have to work real hard to get points back with your girlfriend's family now.
jordaandanielle 17
Good for you. you have so much respect for your girlfriends family. ?
Fairyjoshy 13
It appears you didn't learn your lesson. Accidents happen in the field, it doesn't make someone an "idiot". It does make YOU one for being a base, judgmental asshole. Next time you're ostracized for being a dick, try learning to not be a dick. Or don't, and forever be less than you could be.
kaymac629 3
All of you who are name calling and bullying are just a bunch of hypocrites. You can't tell someone how rude they are, by being extremely rude yourselves, you all sound like children.
Badkarma4u 17
I like how people like to throw around the term bullying for everything now. He came here and ridiculed someone by calling them an idiot, while telling us a story of how he was called out for ridiculing that same person. Of course people are going to react negatively, and strongly. OP is in complete control of this. if he stops behaving inappropriately people will cease to belittle him. As it sits hes getting a taste of his own medicine. OP should take heed because that kind of behavior can get you hurt if someone doesn't like you making fun of thier son/daughter/sister/brother getting hurt.
jordaandanielle 17
I agree. the term bullying is thrown around way too much. the fact of the matter is, OP stated something disrespectful he did to his girlfriends family. OP knew all to well he would be getting negative feedback. It was a dick move and he was a dick about it. We aren't telling him to drink bleach....
shonic 16
oh no! I hope he's ok!! and I hope your girlfriend's parents still like you
awkwardngrateful 10
You. Are. The. Worst. Helping others will be a start to your recovery.
revolvearoundme 15
Your life totally sucks, I mean if that guy hadn't gone and actually gotten hurt you would have looked so awesome and her whole family would have been so jealous of her for getting to date you. It totally sucks that loser went and stole your thunder. But keep at it, you'll get your chance to show what an awesome person you really are.