Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
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Top comments
Smurphy121 23
Even if he hadn't split his head you shouldn't have done that.
ObsidianDrone 8
Well that was ground breaking
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Comments (127)
ImZakki 15
I would've done the same thing, you saw the opportunity to make it in to a funny situation, too bad it didn't end well for either of you
ImZakki 15
He clapped slowly, which would've been funny to people who share his sense of humour
TomeDr 25
Why is that person an "idiot" because they missed the ball? They might not be athletic but that has nothing to do with intelligence! I couldn't stand people like you in gym class!
sturschaedel 27
True! Nobody is good at EVERY sport and some are not good at many. Doesn't make them a bad person and doesn't make them a stupid person. Did you ever notice how the people that were laughing at you in gym class were the same one's begging on their knees to copy your math homework? I hate bullies with a passion.
born_hustla 26
That was groundbreaking indeed! If you were tying to be funny, you failed! Next time you're at your girl's try to impress instead by running to the rescue!
scyth3s 13
Dull down the enthusiasm, Mr. Exclamation Points!
philosophicallll 25
@73, what's so wrong with being enthusiastic?
Sheepies123 6
Pro tip- don't be a dick
Ahaddad123 27
You sir are a dick
alex49202 11
Natural Selection at Work.
leogachi 15
@18 That's not how natural selection works.
ShadowlessSpear 21
#111 That's actually exactly how natural selection works...
itsme82 18
You take being a douche bag to a whole new level.
RockstarJAy 16
That socs for him.
worldclassrager 41
You tried...
Anti_Sora 31
Op first thing don't slow clap at a soccer game held by a significant others family. Second you should have checked his head first.
pedinhuh 23
The only idiot here is you, OP.