Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job to tone arm fat. I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother-in-law teaching my 11 year-old daughter how to purge herself using a toothbrush. Her logic is that, “If she gets fat, she’ll never get a boyfriend.” She sees nothing wrong, and bitched at me for messing with her future. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
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Trickyklown 0
I lawl'd at the commercials when I saw it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I wouldn't know whether to look away because of how disturbing it is or watch in fascination.
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Comments (154)
blueandpurpleroc 4
oh mah word. D:
michael32123 0
and what did you do while you watched this? because I know what I'd do. 1. get comfortable 2. get a drink 3. ....yeah if u don't know the third thing then don't bother reading this
BlkNRedSkull 0
my dad and I both said we should get a comercial to go on right after it saying "Dont waste (idk how much it is) just call us." lol :)
BlkNRedSkull 0
and I know I spelles commercials wrong okay...
bettadenne1 0
oohh yeahhh gilfs lol jk ur a suck pup
babbycakes101 0
lmfao. they made a parody on that.
rosemary1990 0
ummm disturbing
srunano 4
why do you have to look?!?!? maybe just go eat or watch tv while your grandma air-masturbates op. simple
Ms_Jessie22 8
Haha did her arm fat jiggle? o_O
MarkSeattle 0
listen to 19. you don't have to watch her you pervert :-)
thatguy888 0
you should ask her for a handjob, that way everyone wins
jade567 0
Shane Dawson did something like that. lmao
zakkyzebra 11
better then 11 minutes like those other gym things 0.0
domonoadamu 0
who says you have to watch. ydi for watching. lol
magicalchazwick 0
do you live with your grandma or do you just go over everyday for 6 minutes to watch her shake?
jvandy 0
I haven't been on here In a while...
ChivalrousZombie 0
Totally gross. But why do you have to watch? If it's only once a day for only sox minutes...?
EricaAnnihilate 0
I've seen those, it's really funny too because when they shake it, it almost looks like they are giving it a ******** since it's coming up right to their mouth.
mrjonesygirl5 0
lol luv that commerical
atticuz 2
that's ****** up, bro!!!!! lulz
tincans 0
#30, That's what I was thinking lmfao.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
why do you watch her?
deadboydrama 0
Ha.
10_4Franky 0
air-masturbates....golden. :)
kinukle 0
STROKEMEISTER !!!!!!!!
Puddings 3
omg i saw a commercial for shakeweight it was hilarious her mouth is open and shes holding with two hands so it lools like a bj XD
Kungfujunk 0
it was on SNL
tienjt 3
Ask her if she is required to clench her hand while doing it.
w12345 2
don't watch
Trickyklown 0
I lawl'd at the commercials when I saw it.
chillinAK 9
My husband was with me when we first saw it. He told me not to waste the money, he had eveything needed lol.
Trickyklown 0
Lol I told that to my gf as well! They shouldn't pay for something they can do for their bf/husband.
Jonkbaby 23
ydi for having an odd, odd fetish
phatdaddy 0
Hand jobs aren't exactly a fetish...
squeak_awsum_kid 0
u probs like it u want ur grandma lmfao
Superstitious 6
English, muthafucker! Do you speak it?!
nerdsgetmehot 23
I wouldn't know whether to look away because of how disturbing it is or watch in fascination.
playero 0
would u really watch in fascination? i dont think so, unless u want to picture what she did to ur grandpa when she was younger.
Trickyklown 0
Haven't you seen something so disgusting you couldn't turn away? It isn't like she wants to look but it happens lol.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#10 Exactly! Haha. It's like a train wreck. It's awful, but you can't look away...
peternorth 0
I vote for a video to be taken... sounds YouTube worthy.
Boon_fml 0
The fact that you "get" to watch your grandmother seems more like you enjoy it, rather than being forced to watch.
manbizzle 1
lol. I can just picture this one.
Trickyklown 0
Why would you wanna picture that? D:
Oreogasm 5
your grandma got played. you can't use an exercise tool for spot-fat-removal. it just doesn't work like that, like the fitness industry would have you believe
TheStoryOfUs 0
TONE fat...not fat removal
juddy5 0
keep watching she might teach u something these oldies got skills
cmac86 24
you're forced to watch her? couldn't you just get up and leave? and thank you to SNL for showing me this product for the first time. I thought it was a fake product. in this case, it's disgustingly real.
Mortanious 0
Same here 20, I saw the SNL skit first and then the actual ad a day later. The SNL one was pretty funny, last girl was too much, borderline **** lol
oblong127 0
Pink Tanktop girl is TOTALLY in on it!
FYLDeep 26
You don't tone fat. You tone muscle. You LOSE fat.
gr3y_fml 1
We'll have none of that intelligence round here, thanks. ;)
FYLDeep 26
See how I kept those sentences less than 5 words long? That's about as long as you have with most people around here. Otherwise they will lose their train of thought reading them.
bberg01 5
sorry. lost my train of thought. what?
upintheorange 5
blahblahblah...five WHATS long? yep. that's all I took from this.