Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
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Smurphy121 23
Even if he hadn't split his head you shouldn't have done that.
ObsidianDrone 8
Well that was ground breaking
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DesolateTree 12
Don't feel bad OP. i would have done the same thing. Not laughing isn't going to heal his head so what's the harm in it. If I do something embarassing I expect people to laugh, that's part of it. All the people in this thread are just sensitive little kids that get offended over nothing.
bnorb 8
Exactly this.
dVwarfare 15
Sorry to hear that OP, but maybe you should join the skeleton war to keep your mind off things?
kmelad 15
meh, people here hate you, dude... I like you.
DesolateTree 12
shit. wrong thumb. i gave you a -1. :(
kmelad 15
hahaha.... yeah, I hate it when this happens.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you're probably the guy everyone hates.
SlapsKnee 12
If it makes OP feel better, one time my friends were being dicks so I went to go find my other friends. Two of the assholes ran up to me and I could hear them laughing and as they got closer, one stepped on the back of my foot and I stumbled forward and she stumbled to the right. I started laughing because she deserved it but then it got awkward because she was in a lot of pain. I stopped laughing and we took her to the sickbay. I went back to my 'friends' to tell them what happened and the little shit that saw it told everyone she saw me stick my foot out and trip the girl. ******* assholes still think I tripped her two years later.
naturenurture 7
Well you sound like a bit of a **** don't you lol
punmaster 2
I'm sorry but I would have done the same.
Kopacz 5
U act immature but he wasn't better at all
VikingsM_V 7
asshole!