Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
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MBSC 11
They didn't need to be so nosy. Congrats on getting the ball though.
sniper1321123 17
And my gf thinks she needs a nose job
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Comments (67)
norotors 16
That's quite a blow.
NeatNit 33
OP is from United Kingdom. How come it's called "soccer"?
iknowiwantyou 13
There was once this really cute guy in my high school that had a gorgeous nose, but some girl accidentally broke it by slamming a locker door in his face. And ever since then, he's lost his looks.
ThatFancyPenn 18
#51, how does that relate to #1's comment?
iknowiwantyou 13
1 said "that's quite a blow" so I commented a similar situation relating to the fml where a guy got hit in the face by a locker door. do I need to spell out everything? goodness.
naarz 9
Nosy little people......-.- that must of hurt, hopefully you feel better OP
MortenM 17
OP really deserves it for calling it soccer...
MBSC 11
They didn't need to be so nosy. Congrats on getting the ball though.
miianah1 22
I have no clue if you were being punny or meant it. Well, I don't think they were being nosy, they were concerned.
d_mellette 8
Obviously he was being punny .
tigrouficele2012 44
You're from the UK and you're calling it soccer? I call foul (no pun intended).
CommentModerated 17
Maybe he knows his audience (I'm just assuming that the highest demographic on here are Americans)
sniper1321123 17
And my gf thinks she needs a nose job
tehman117 21
Wow, we really care about something that doesn't relate to FML in any way!!!!!!
d_mellette 8
Actually It did relate. #4 was saying either how ungrateful his girlfriend Is or that she's lucky she doesn't have a ****** up nose
mpsteve137 15
I have a weird nose too but my wife says she loves the way it feels during oral time haha. So you got that going for you
Ambient25 25
Do you nozzle your way in or something??
ItsAnanya 25
I bet it was quite a soccer for them when they realised that.
WCARlover 35
...what are you even trying to say here?
happylappy 21
Am I misinformed on the ways you can use the word soccer or does this just not makes sense?
thisawkwardchick 15
Soccer, sounding like "socker", which means a punch. A punch to the face is pretty surprising. Or, soccer is supposed to sounder like "shocker", as in something surprising. How did you mean it, #6?
Ambient25 25
I think she meant "sucker" since we're all trying to figure out what she said...
Sports_guy3 28
I was guessing #6 meant "shocker"...
ItsAnanya 25
As Shocker c:
tukies 28
I have gotten my nose broken three times by playing soccer(football). People dive for the ball, jump to kick it, while others try to head the ball. Things happen.
hockeygoalie13 15
Know that you aren't alone. There are SO many people who have a crooked nose and/or a deviated septum that never know about it until they see a physician. Resource: 12 month mentorship in otolaryngology
NeatNit 33
Someone thinks there on Yahoo Answers! :P
Ambient25 25
For ***** sake it's "they're". And #8 is right. I have a deviated septum from 7 years of boxing. It sucks but throw more people I talk about it with, the more I find it's quite common.
Ambient25 25
*through. The joy of quick typing on iPad.
doodlecloud 27
To be fair, even if it wasn't broken, it could have been swollen. So it would've been naturally a bit off but made more obvious because of the kick.
Bumblebrea99 14
At least you saved the goal...
WCARlover 35
I read "it was taken off"..."it" being your face. I was very alarmed there for a moment. Maybe I should stop reading FMLs at 1:23 AM.
thisawkwardchick 15
But then you don't get a chance to comment on all the good ones!
worldclassrager 41
You do get a badge for that...and I bet everyone is looking to unlock them all...
skyttlz 32
I'm trying to get as many badges as I can. Some of them seem nearly impossible though. It's not looking like I'll be getting an FML published, and I doubt I'll get the one that's for voting on 100% of all the FMLs.
LeDaniel 9
Well at least you took it like a champ